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something a little less formal

Personal Miscellany
(hopefully more interesting than the Career Bio)

Dog Photos

Here is an outdated, formal family portrait; here and here are two informal ones. Those dogs are no longer of this earth, and I look different (I think) from the formal picture, hence the "outdated" disclaimer.

My first dog was an undergrad at Cornell. Otis (formally "Otis T. Wonderdog", and informally "Otie" or "O") lived in the ATO fraternity with his owner Tim McGhee (Cornell '84), and came to be mine when he was seven. Like Smokey The Bear, his middle name was indeed "The". He lived to be 17, dying in December of 1998. Fellow Cornell alumnus Chuck Kalmanek delivered Otis to me in spring of 1989. He and Tim are now brothers-in-law. Ironic that Otis chose people with such similar family names.

My second dog (the spare, backup dog to keep Otie company [as Dave Barry would say]) was feral when I adopted him from the SPCA in Charlottesville, Virginia, in 1992. Reggie T. Fox (the "shift register") quickly learned from Otis "how cool dogs behave", but he never lost his passion for dumpster diving. He played "dumb blond", but he was the only of the three dogs in the Virginia country house who figured out how to open the door and let himself out. This led to his being shot in the mouth by a skunk (salivated for weeks!), and being bitten on the snout by a snake (that was even grosser than the skunk incident). Overall, he was a pretty good boy, though. Reggie shared the same middle name as Otis. He died in May of 2002.

My third dog (the spare, backup dog to keep Reggie company) came from Best Friends Animal Shelter in southern Utah. Stella B. Hyena (B for "Bella") had the biggest ears I'd ever seen on a dog. They could move independently, tip forward, tip back, or stand straight up. When I first adopted her, she managed to eat two freshly baked baguettes off my kitchen counter (I wasn't in the room) before I figured out what was going on. I immediately did my best imitation of Marlon Brando in "Streetcar Named Desire". She quickly learned that dogs do NOT eat people food, especially off the counters. She died of leukemia in September of 2004.

My current dog is not a shelter dog. Flipflop T. Panda (a smaller storage component than his predecessor, the register -- he can only hold a little bit) is a Tibetan Spaniel who was born in June (he's a Gemini, and you know what they say . . .). He's my first purebred, my first puppy, and my first small dog. He's adorable, though, and very smart. And he looks cute even in low resolution. He had many nicknames when he was little: Bandit (from Johnny Quest -- remember that?), Gizmo (from "Gremlins"), Munchkin, and Pipsqueak, for instance. More photos to come.

People Photos

Here is a formal portrait of me. I hate having my picture taken. I really look much smarter in person (or so I hope). I had this taken for my family, since I hadn't had any real photos taken since I graduated from college.

Interesting (or Not So Interesting?) Trivia

How to Hemorrhage Money

First of all, buy property in New York State. Taxes, taxes, taxes.